Buy Me a Drink or Buy my Vote
No matter where you are in the world you can now buy me a drink. If it is my birthday, new years, xmas or even if you are just thinking of me you can buy me a drink. I prefer scotch but will never turn down a beer. Any money sent to this fund that is not used for drinking or for liberal gains will be used to educate my children.
Be aware that if you buy my vote you are breaking the law.
I will still take your money and spend it. I will also still vote the way
you want. Unfortunately your attempt to buy my vote will be reported to
the authorities. Please do not get me wrong, I will not report it. My wife
will. I will keep my mouth shut.