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Tough times, How do you catch a buzz when broke?
By admin | November 17, 2009
During these tough times catching a buzz can be difficult. Scotch is out of the loop because of cost although efficient you may need a friend to go in on a bottle with you. The good news is that a bottle will last you more than one day. If it does only last you one day then you have a problem and need to seek group therapy or switch back to beer.
Speaking of beer the best bang for your buck right now is Mickey’s Big Mouth. You can get a 40 for only $1.99. That is less than 5¢ per ounce. So if you only have a couple of bucks a 40 of mickeys will do the trick. Now I have been using this philosophy since times got hard and now a 40 just doesn’t do the trick anymore. The good news is that for an extra buck so $2.99 total you can get a four pack of 16 ounce cans of Mickeys. This makes that extra 24 ounces only $1 more. In the end you get an extra 4 ounces for your hard earned buck. This may not seem like a lot and of course it is in a can so the taste test I leave up to you but it does bring the price down to right around 4.5¢ per ounce. 64 ounces will take care of any economic trouble you have may and you can share with friends if you choose without getting slobber on your share.
As for scotch, stick with Clan McGregor scotch at right around $17 per bottle you will get a bang for your buck and if you add a little ice you will find that your bottle will go a lot further. This is also the best way to share with friends. I miss the days of Dalwhinnie on the rocks but those days will be here again. Until then Mickeys is the best bang for your buck.
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